A few tips for my two readers who are in the dating world...I hope this helps...
1. Never throw your blind date's pack of Marlboros off the ride at Disneyland, even if you do find him loud, obnoxious and conceited. It is a long drive home to Lancaster.
2. It is probably not a good idea to change your mind about a date and leave a note on the door that says "Gone jogging."
3. Along those lines, it's probably not a good idea when a someone is coming over to hang out...to go watch your ex's football game instead.
4. Punting is not soccer, it involves a boat and a long stick...also, if you agree to go punting, stick around for the date and don't take off for Windsor Castle because it sounds more appealing than getting wet in the Thames.
5. It is probably not a good idea to laugh when your date gets tossed out a window because your posse has decided the date is a dud...Okay, the image of his cowboy boots in the air...still funny.
6. Never suggest to a guy you're dating that he lighten up. Your next date for a movie and pizza might consist of porn and Gin as a testimony to his ability to be "light." You may sit there for 10 minutes wondering if you're a thesis project of if this is for real before walking out.
7. Not a good idea to start a date with one guy and leave with another.
8. If you break rule 7, don't go back to the same hotel where you can hear the original date scream your name from the other side of the hotel...the hotel staff tends to frown on this.
I, of course, know no one who would do such things...I hope this helps your survival in the dating jungle.
1. Never throw your blind date's pack of Marlboros off the ride at Disneyland, even if you do find him loud, obnoxious and conceited. It is a long drive home to Lancaster.
2. It is probably not a good idea to change your mind about a date and leave a note on the door that says "Gone jogging."
3. Along those lines, it's probably not a good idea when a someone is coming over to hang out...to go watch your ex's football game instead.
4. Punting is not soccer, it involves a boat and a long stick...also, if you agree to go punting, stick around for the date and don't take off for Windsor Castle because it sounds more appealing than getting wet in the Thames.
5. It is probably not a good idea to laugh when your date gets tossed out a window because your posse has decided the date is a dud...Okay, the image of his cowboy boots in the air...still funny.
6. Never suggest to a guy you're dating that he lighten up. Your next date for a movie and pizza might consist of porn and Gin as a testimony to his ability to be "light." You may sit there for 10 minutes wondering if you're a thesis project of if this is for real before walking out.
7. Not a good idea to start a date with one guy and leave with another.
8. If you break rule 7, don't go back to the same hotel where you can hear the original date scream your name from the other side of the hotel...the hotel staff tends to frown on this.
I, of course, know no one who would do such things...I hope this helps your survival in the dating jungle.
Lastly, if you could see the bottom of the picture, you might see some cowboy boots.
1 comment:
Hi, I hope I have the right blog. You visited mine when you hit next??? Came over o visit.
I can relate have three children and I know how to stop the you love me more or you bought him more syndrom. Must start early "Mom why did he get more than me?"
Honey Isn't it obvious? I love him more than you. That always started the "you do not". And I would say sure I do That is why he go more. Then they would both argue about who I loved more. It was always a silly game, between my boys!
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